I wonder if this fits Sarah Brady's definition of "Loophole"

I mean, the government has control of these weapons, right?

They'd surely never issue them to some untrustworthy entity, right?

They'd never fall into the hands of those who'd use them for nefarious purposes, right?

Fucking statists louts are still hard at work, trying to take them away from me anyway, aren't they?

Assholes.