People are generally fat, lazy, stupid and can't perform almost any task for themselves beyond a very limited range of skills, mostly centered around tapping an icon on a capacitive discharge screen, in my observations.
Try asking a random person to cook their own meals from scratch for even one whole day and see what kind of response you get. Try something harder. Can they repair their own toilets? How about their automobile? How about that same fucking cell phone that I mentioned earlier that they're outright addicted to?
So, the next question is, where's the Brawndo?
And about that piece of land, far away from the "crap," as you say, sir; it's a great idea, but the problem is that the idiots will eventually find you and they'll only stop long enough to kill you to get their hands on your production.