Monday, June 22, 2015

Hey boy

Go look here first.

Until you can be honest with yourself and admit, first, that YOU KNOW NOTHING, you CAN NOT engage with me about this subject.

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Sunday, June 21, 2015

Curious to know...

...what the sales numbers have been for the last 48 hours or so.

We've seen this before.

Barry, you're a stupid fuck.

That is all.

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Saturday, May 16, 2015


Mom picked you out of the remaining sisters of your litter. You had a dirty, oily mark above your eyes and you climbed atop your siblings to get the best view you could of the big people standing over you, attempting to get some attention.

It worked.

Twelve years plus, a dickey right hip and a left bionic knee later, you were still chipper and eager to run around the yard just last night after I finished cutting the grass.

I called for you after Mom lost sight of you in the back yard, sure that you'd run off to see the rest of the neighborhood. Instead, you were right there on the porch, looking down at me with those beady, black eyes and your tail up. You ran around to join us and played in the yard with me for a few minutes, enjoying a good scratch around the neck, while Mom finished looking after her garden.

We all came inside to clean up for the evening and settled down for bed.

You passed sometime in the night, in your usual spot on the tile, family upstairs. Peacefully.

Thanks for being the best dog I've ever had, Montana. Your passing comes just three months after your little sister.

It will be hard, and we will always miss you.


Sunday, May 03, 2015

Solving what?


I'll let you in on the obvious, Ward; the boneheads who inhabit the Congress don't solve problems, they only create them, boy.

Sit your stupid ass down and shut the fuck up.

And find another line of (hopefully meaningful or productive) work.

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Sunday, April 26, 2015

Who needs whom?

Ask yourself, seriously, if you think the .gov has anything other than complete servitude as its agenda.

Pretty simple.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Oh, look, civilization is the gun

Wednesday, April 01, 2015

Oh look, a bully with a badge

To the good people of NYC,

Someone should yank that mail-order pacifier out of his hand and then proceed to merrily kick Detective Cherry's teeth in. That guy has no business being in that line of work.

Oh, and "Officer Matt," you're a fucking liar.

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