Fertilizer production up, in the likeliest of places

Read this bit, and attempt to keep from laughing;

"Jobs in Washington are growing quickly, and in 2008 the city produced more in goods and services than almost anywhere in the country."

'Bout wet myself when I read that.

Sorry, I don't care what numbers or stats you throw at me, I know better than to even think of those assholes and prostitutes in D.C. actually producing anything, except excrement.

The sad part is, since it was put in to print, the hordes will no doubt believe it.