Hey Mo, I've got a suggestion for you;

Please pick one of the following:

A) Do what you are proposing, yourself, or
B) Get a newspaper, or otherwise check out the current headlines under World News on this thing called the internet that we've been using for some time, or
C) Give me a call, so we can arrange some sort of face-to-face, where I'll punch your fucking teeth out, you goat-screwing, Satan-worshiping idiot.

Have a nice day.