Like a one-hop grounder to short,

This shit is easy to field.  Seriously, throw this shit at me all fucking day, boys and girls.

Here are some of my responses, in no particular order:

A) A Poll? Yeah, the questions get DESIGNED for the answer the pollster DESIRES. Anyone with a brain knows this.

B) "The survey was paid for by the Black Youth Project at the University of Chicago using grants from the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation and the Ford Foundation." - No Liberal bias in EITHER of those bullshit organizations, I'm sure.

C) Why do I give a flying FUCK what "young people," supposedly "think," assuming they can do so at all?

D) "LaShun Roy supports a ban on semi-automatic weapons and more comprehensive background checks. But the 21-year-old gun owner from rural Texas..." is NOTHING more than a FUCKING FUDD, and your Daddy's deer rifle will be the NEXT one taken from you, followed soon thereafter by your fowling piece. Idiot.

E) How does that "gun-control," actually WORK? Nothing but a slew of tired canards and rainbow-farting unicorns are the likely responses.

Liars and liars who tell lies. It's all they know.