Vegetable Murder

I stand aghast at the items I've read so far today.

Truly, the world has come off its rocker.

Plants have rights? So now that the Global Warming Death Cultists have brainwashed the masses into believing that eating red meat is somehow causing the ice to melt in faraway places, I can't eat the vegetables, that I've been told since I was a toddler are good for me, either.

So, what is it that I'm supposed to eat that meets with the Greens' moral equivalence standards, Soylent Green.

Tick, tick....