Can't imagine why anyone would think that.

(Snort.)

Who's kidding whom?

Recession?

It's not even that good.

Full blown depression, or damned near on the brink of it.

This mess ain't over, and I'm convinced we are going to be feeling the effects of this depression for at least the next ten, maybe fifteen, years.

History shows us how the trends from these sorts of events eventually play out. It's something that tends to repeat itself, and largely for the same reasons.

Bring on the suck.