Wanna know where your higher taxes are going?

A new Federal Bureau, for starters.

And it won't do jack for protecting anything, except it's own turf.

What odds would you have for these schmucks to get their own uniformed ninjas, complete with entry team(s) and their own fleet of vehicles by which to ferry around the stormtroopers?

Brings to mind a certain scene from a favorite movie, except the storming of the banks by the bandits with guns is going to be the Gummint in the dystopian future, it seems.