Oh, Joy.

It's like the zombie apocalypse.

A hot virus that likes to hop species, mutates like crazy and has an unknown incubation period, but may be as long as two weeks.

Add jet travel.

Mix.

Watch death descend on the planet.

And sometimes, when a know-it-all Millennial speaks...

Sewage is spewed forth.

"Here are two inconvenient truths: 1) Married women continue to do a majority of household chores and 2) When a woman makes more than her male partner, those relationships are more likely to end in divorce. "

Fuck your "truths," little girl. The sanctimonious finger-wagging, I will not tolerate.

Like we didn't already know

Denial is always the first of many lies.

The comeuppance will be severe.

How can this be?

I'm just SURE I've been told by The LibDonks that GUNS ARE ILLEGAL IN MEXICO.

Stupid fuckers.