How you know when things are about to go pear-shaped

When a Nancy-boy calls it out for you the way it is.

Someone, get this man a copy of the Instruction Manual

Barry,

I'll vote if, and only if, I care to.

YOU don't get to give me orders, boy, YOU are MY servant.

Fucking dolt.

H/T to WRSA.

Numbers versus facts

So, Barry has been the best gun salesman in the history of the world.

He opens his mouth, guns turn into hens' teeth.

Then you see something like this and wonder, what planet is this stupid bitch from?