These are the same people who think gun control stops criminals

No shit, the byline on the front page link read this:

"An activist says a new study shows the need for Congress to pass a law to protect college students." 

Not sure you can fix that kind of stupid.

Let the motherfucker burn

But Barry told us last week that it's all good.

Stupid fucker.

I think I'm taking some more cash out of the bank today, and converting it into something a bit less ephemeral.