Literature as instruction manual

Philip K. Dick was prescient.

The gummint is going to stick a microscope up your ass.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

How much more you gonna take?

It's almost here.

Watch and learn, kids

No, really, watch and learn.

Then think really hard about how an oil-rich nation can be run the fuck, straight into the God-damned ground, where people are so hungry that they hunt dogs, cats and pigeons.

Take note of what Glenn Reynolds has to say too.

Hint: You don't have enough ammo.

"That’s a different way to live."

High bile factor follows.

I'll not apologize to that thug about his inability to break the vault door down on stuff his buddies consider to be their property, when it's clearly spelled out in Amendment Number Five as to whom it belongs.

It's ironic that Comey says such stupid shit, to wit;

"We’ve never lived with large swaths of our life off-limits to judicial authority, where a judge’s orders were ineffective [because encryption may be difficult to break, even with a warrant]. That’s a different way to live. I would suggest to you that where we are now and where we are headed shatters the bargain that is at the heart of ordered liberty in this country. That is something we have to talk about."

 And this;

“What the FBI is doing this year is collecting data about how it’s impacting our work, so that next year we can have an informed conversation that a mature democracy should be able to have of what to do about it.”

Ironic that a lawyer doesn't understand The Law. Funny how they don't actually TEACH that shit at the University of Chicago Law School. Hey, Fuckwit, I have a clue for you; RIGHTS ARE NOT UP FOR A VOTE, NOT NOW, NOR EVER!

In other news, crime in Venezuela up substantially

To no surprise for anyone with a functioning brain.

That would exclude your garden-variety Democrat, by the way.

Next move; Turn the Volume Up to Eleven.

SIASD.

Been saying the same for years

Idiocracy Director: It's Kind Of Scary How Quickly The Movie Became A Documentary

And somehow, their heads aren't any smaller.

Quit hiding your contempt for The Left

A BRILLIANT add-on piece, from yesterday's bit, by Mike Hendrix, at Cold Fury.

The kicker; 

"...why does anybody still think there’s a need—hell, a reason—to be civil to people who clearly, openly intend to enslave them?"

God-damned right. If the fuckers want to be nasty, then I will get nasty right back, and in a way that will leave them feeling outright scared to close their eyes when they go to bed at night.

Let them know you're pissed, and why, and that their tyranny will not go unanswered, in the most serious of ways.

File this under, "No shit"

Well reasoned, indeed.

See also, "I can no longer do that gig." I have an itch, you see, and you're causing it, Libs, Tyrants.

You're still going to make your move, no matter what, so there's that. The law of unintended consequences is a real bitch too.

Dumb fuckers.

Interesting uses

I open my mailbox to find this today.

Purple-cased, and "Open-tip," printed right on the box, and it's "for training use only."

In the real world, we'd call this stuff "hollow point," but that's a nasty term that hurts some people's feelings, so I suppose this is some sort of Orwellian Newspeak, or some other rot.

This should run through your AR pretty well, however. (wink-wink, nudge-nudge, but that's not any sort of endorsement.)

As Pete at WRSA is want to say, time is short.

Like a one-hop grounder to short,

This shit is easy to field.  Seriously, throw this shit at me all fucking day, boys and girls.

Here are some of my responses, in no particular order:

A) A Poll? Yeah, the questions get DESIGNED for the answer the pollster DESIRES. Anyone with a brain knows this.

B) "The survey was paid for by the Black Youth Project at the University of Chicago using grants from the John D. and Catherine T. MacArthur Foundation and the Ford Foundation." - No Liberal bias in EITHER of those bullshit organizations, I'm sure.

C) Why do I give a flying FUCK what "young people," supposedly "think," assuming they can do so at all?

D) "LaShun Roy supports a ban on semi-automatic weapons and more comprehensive background checks. But the 21-year-old gun owner from rural Texas..." is NOTHING more than a FUCKING FUDD, and your Daddy's deer rifle will be the NEXT one taken from you, followed soon thereafter by your fowling piece. Idiot.

E) How does that "gun-control," actually WORK? Nothing but a slew of tired canards and rainbow-farting unicorns are the likely responses.

Liars and liars who tell lies. It's all they know.

I'm sure there are no commonalities to this

Vince Foster was unavailable for comment on the long list of suspicious deaths that are in Shrillary's wake.

Keep voting, Donkeycrats!

I'm sorry, this is STILL not worthy of further investigation HOW, exactly?

The headline sez;

"Iran executes scientist for spying, name linked to Clinton email woes"

And the Donkeys are simply rushing to vote for her. Twice if they get half a chance.

Amazing.

The rain is rather yellow

It certainly can't be him urinating on my leg...he SAID SO, you see.

Just come out and tell us that you're a weak fool, Barry, because in case you didn't realize it, you just opened up a WHOLE NEW BUSINESS MODEL for the thugs out there.

Moron.

Things will get worse.